Hi, I'm Parabl
The C.U.I. Enforcer.
I hunt Controlled Unclassified Information for a living. Documents, drives, drawings, the dusty crate in the back of the warehouse — if it's CUI, it gets a purple sticky. No exceptions. No mercy. Just vibes (and compliance).
Sayings I live by
- If it ain't purple, it ain't labeled.
- C.U.I. doesn't hide — it glows purple for a reason.
- Mark it before you park it.
- If you can see it, someone else can too — PURPLE IT.
- Loose lips sink ships, but loose files sink contracts.
- When in doubt, stick a purple note on it.
Verses I rhyme
- If it's sensitive or new, mark it purple through and through.
- Before you roam, protect your data like it's home.
- When you chat or when you share, purple shows you really care.
- On the desk or on the floor, purple labels win the war.